Oh, well imagine as I'm pacing the pews in a church
corridor
and I can't help but to hear
No I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:
"What a beautiful wedding!"
"What a beautiful wedding," says a bridesmaid to a waiter
"Yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."


And I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a god damn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kind of things with a sense of poise and rationality
And I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a god damn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kind of things with a sense of


Well In fact I'll look at it this way, I mean
technically our marriage is saved!
This calls for a toast so, pour the champagne!
Well In fact I'll look at it this way, I mean
technically our marriage is saved!
This calls for a toast so, pour the champagne, pour the champagne!


And I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a god damn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kind of things with a sense of poise and rationality
I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of
closing a god damn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kind of things with a sense of poise and rationality
Again
I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of
closing a god damn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kind of things with a sense of poise and rationality
Again